AISubs v3.7
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Today, we're going to test something. - Yes.
- Our friend Shibayu... - What?
- doesn't have any discomfort in his brain. - No discomfort!
- You say it too much!
- I'm going to film a quiz video of lies. - Yes.
- I don't think there's a quiz like that. - You're lying about everything.
- Everything is a lie. - Yes.
- But even if I put it out, - Yes.
- I'm going to test if it can be completed as a normal quiz video. - Yes.
- So if we can finish the quiz video safely and reach the ending, we win. - Yes.
- And if we say, "No, wait, it shouldn't be like this," and if we say it properly, Shibayu wins. - I see.
- So we're going to do "Russian roulette," right? - Yes.
- One of the roulettes is spicy, and we're going to do that. - Yes.
- You know, like food from karaoke. - Yes.
- Like takoyaki and stuff like that. - Yes.
- That's called "Russian roulette," but there's no other roulette. - Yes.
- So I looked it up and it doesn't seem like there's any other roulette. - I'm sure there isn't.
- But this time, it's a "somehow" roulette quiz. - Oh, I see.
- Hawaiian roulette? - Something like Hawaiian, right?
- I'm going to put out a quiz like "somehow" roulette, and you're going to write down what kind of game it is and I'm going to ask you to do it.
- But there won't be a first or last roulette. - It'd be weird for me and Ryo to answer a quiz we don't know so seriously.
- That'd be weird, too. - He probably wouldn't notice it, either.
- You two are amazing. - We're like "oh, really?"
- If you answer like that, I don't think he'll notice it. - I think they're filming another video.
- Let's call them in. - Okay.
- Okay, test, start!
Russian roulette
- Yamato! - Yamato!
- It's been a while, Menkei! - This time, I only gave you guys a quiz.
- I made sure not to say anything that comes to mind. - So again, "somehow" roulette quiz!
Do you know Russian roulette?
- Try it! - Are you sure you're going to try it?
- Try it? - Yes! Choose it!
Choose it! Take it!
Take it! Hurry! Take it!
Donuts are good.
Do it better! You're making it difficult for me!
So, it's like a transparent ice cube...
And one of them is randomly mixed with something weird, right?
- That's how Russians do it. - How do you say "float" in Japanese?
I don't know how it came about, but there was a story...
where a Russian officer was playing with a gun on his comrade.
- Oh... - That's scary.
It was a revolver, and you could only fire one shot...
and your comrade would say "save" and you'd say "out", right?
- What? "out"? - "Out", you're dead.
So, you'd put mustard in your takoyaki...
and it'd become a popular Karaoke song.
So, that's Russian roulette.
Have you ever thought about it? If there's Russian roulette...
wouldn't there be other "un" roulettes?
- Why is it only in Russia? - I've been thinking about it...
- and I looked it up and there were a lot of them. - Really?
- I know of one. - Oh...
- It might be in Russia. - It might be in Russia.
This time, you'll only say the name of the roulette...
so you'll have to answer what kind of roulette it is.
- What kind of... - Oh...
You'll have to find out what the name of the roulette is.
- I see. - Here's the first one.
The first roulette is this Mongolian roulette.
- Oh! - This is a good one!
- Oh! - You know it?
- This is a good one. - You know it?
- It's simply Mongolian roulette. - It's seriously hard.
- What are you thinking about? - Huh? What is this?
Huh?!
Your hands stink.
Huh?
Don't answer with your hands.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Go ahead, both of you! - Mongolians like to mix things up.
- Oh, I see. - So...
You pick one from multiple tents and go in...
- and you eat what's prepared in it. - Oh!
- You eat what's prepared in it. - You eat what's prepared in it.
- If you have food prepared in it, you eat it. - You eat what's prepared in it.
- It's a fun part of a multiple camps. - That's right.
- Um... Mr. Yoshimura, you're up. - Uh, I don't really know.
Uh...
You don't know, do you?
I don't know!
Okay, "musanbo"
Don't you know about it?
I thought it was quite famous.
No way...
The explanation is correct,
but the stick is bent and you have to stand or sit in order not to hit it.
I see, I see...
Isn't it?
I've heard of it.
I've seen a life science research class
done by a national school teacher.
So I think that teacher might have arranged it a little.
Oh, I don't understand it at all.
Don't play hard to get.
Anyway, let's put the correct answer in here.
Yes.
It is...
Musasegai!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
It's a little different from the origin of the name.
It's like a Mongolian chop.
It is.
It's said that it originated from this.
While chopping, one person turns around.
And the participants around them...
Well, it's like a car.
They all say their names in alphabetical order.
"a", "b", "c".
At that time, if you get a hat with your full name on it, you have to hit it.
And if you hit it, you have to face it like this with your opposite hand.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No way!
If you are a strong man, you have to hit it on the head.
I see.
Show me first.
If you put it in order of sound, it will look like this.
Can't you tell? Is that okay?
I don't know how to arrange it.
You don't know at all.
Well, shall we go?
That's no good!
Well, then, Mongolian roulette...
Start!
One, two...
"a", "b", "c"...
One, two...
"b", "c"...
Mongolian chop!
Mongolian roulette, start!
One, two...
A
One, two...
I
One, two...
U
Mongolian roulette!
Is it Mongolian roulette?
Shut up!
The second one is Canadian roulette!
Oh, I don't know anything about it.
I've heard of Canadian roulette.
It's a famous country, isn't it?
Now, please write it down!
No way!
What century is it?
No, it's old.
It's old, isn't it?
It's old.
Did you write it down?
Yes!
Then I'll start next!
Yes!
The person who peels off the skin of a cow, licks it, and thinks it's the sweetest wins.
Oh!
So, Shibuya Park has a lot of cows?
Yes, we breed cows and put a lot of wheat in them.
We throw spears in turn.
If a cow jumps out of there, that person loses.
You're saying terrible things!
It's old, isn't it?
It's old!
I'm here, so don't do anything!
That's right!
Please go ahead, Yoshimura-san!
Speaking of Canada, I think it's maple syrup.
Oh!
Maple syrup is poured into ant's nest and mixed with solid ingredients.
You're saying it's Canada!
There's no rule for it!
It's Canada!
Yes, it's maple syrup!
Oh!
Oh, it's over...
Canada itself has a long history, so there are times when maple syrup is insufficient or scarce.
Among them, this is a game that children who want to eat maple syrup for snacks started to play in order to enjoy maple syrup in small amounts.
If you apply maple syrup all over your body and lick it in order with your eyes covered, the first person to lick it wins!
Oh!
Oh, it's in people's bodies, isn't it?
That's right!
Isn't that a little edgy?
Wow!
Well, shall we continue?
Are you going to lick it now, Tetsuya?
Are you going to lick it, Tetsuya?
Come on, Yumemaru-san will do it for you!
What are you talking about?
Yes, please wipe your eyes completely from now on!
Yes, please!
Um...starting with Ryo!
Right temple!
Oh, you're attacking me!
You're attacking me!
Yes, here is the right temple.
If you put out your tongue in front of you and go straight ahead, there is the right temple.
Here I go!
Yes, please!
There's nothing in it!
Next, Yumemaru!
Yes!
Nosebleed!
Go ahead!
Hey, that's my line!
Why are you...
Yumemaru-san!
No, but with your mouth...
It's a grasshopper's mouth!
Ah, next is Shibayu!
Am I going to do it?
Are you going to lick it in people's bodies?
Are you really going to lick it in people's bodies?
Go!
Can I just look at it like this?
Then, please look at it very silently and raise your eyes.
Yes, please look at it like this.
Towards your voice.
If you go straight ahead, there is the right temple.
Here I go!
Okay, I'm going to say "gaho" (lick)
(laughs)
(claps)
Wow! You're awesome!
I love you!
The third one is "Darmesian roulette".
Isn't it a country?
"Darmesian" means "American" so it's like "American roulette".
"American" means that there are too many roulettes and you have to distribute them among them.
Please write it down.
Are there many "American" roulettes?
Wait a minute.
Ryo wrote it down and said "I see".
No, it's not.
Come on, Ryo!
No, it's not.
It's hard to imagine what it means.
It's harder than I thought.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Please start, Ryo.
Okay.
It's a game where you draw a dot on your body and hit an axe.
I see.
Wow, that's it.
No, it's not.
You don't know it at all, do you?
Mushi-san, please.
It's a game where you have to find your own axe from 101 identical axes.
I see.
It's hard.
It's recent.
Okay, let's finish it up.
I thought about it a lot.
A round person raises his right hand and four- legged people lick their faces.
A man raises his right hand and a woman raises her left hand.
When you hit an axe, you lower it and four-legged people say, "You are a dog. Lose."
I see.
It's really close.
Wow.
It's close.
Ryo is correct!
Yes!
I knew it.
That's amazing.
It's a little different.
Yes.
This is really how Darumessians use it.
We all surround a Darumessian we know, close our eyes, and touch it while it's lying down.
We open our eyes and if it's pointing in the opposite direction, we point it in the same direction as it is.
No, no, no.
What?
Is Darumessian allowed to do it simply?
What?
Please step back a little.
One more.
This way, this way.
What?
Is it coming?
This way.
What?
I'm scared.
Everyone, please open your eyes!
1, 2, 3!
- Papi. - Oh!
- You're safe now. - Am I safe now?
- Shibayuudake scored half a point! - Wow!
- You should've shaken it more! - I did my best!
- I put in a bad pattern. - What's with that pattern?
- It looks like an edgy tattoo. - What?!
Now, for the final question! The last roulette is...
- Kiribatian roulette! - Kiribati?
- It's Kiribati. - What?!
The Kiribatian roulette will be played by Shibayuudake at 9 o'clock!
- Wow! - Really?!
- I'll do it at the site. - Yeah.
If Shibayuudake had checked it carefully,
- there's no possibility of it affecting this culture. - Oh, so it's famous over there.
- By the way, has the penalty game been announced yet? - The penalty game hasn't been announced yet...
- because it doesn't exist. - Oh, I see.
- If there was such a problem, it would've been fine. - What?!
- So, this roulette is... - A dangerous roulette.
- What?! I didn't know you were such a Kiribatian. - I'm able to deal with my past habits.
- Are you ready?! - Yes!
- Ms. Mushi, you go first! - Yes.
- I think Kiribatians are very cheerful people. - Yes.
- They want to talk to strangers and give them what they want. - Oh, I see!
- I think we'd like that, too. - I think so, too.
- Okay, Ryo, you go first! - Okay.
My answer is... "Fish you catch and weapons you use against each other."
- Ryo has become like Shibayuudake. - Okay, Shibayuudake, you go last!
Well, I think it's like this for the 4th and previous ones.
Um... It's a little difficult, but...
The person in the middle closes their eyes and people around them spin around.
The person in the middle randomly sits down next to someone.
And that's where I poop!
Excuse me, but what do you think Kiribati people are like?
As expected, there is no such thing!
First of all, I was really surprised, but Kiribati people don't have a last name.
It's a country with only a name.
Oh, I guess there is such a country.
They don't have a last name, so their names are usually long.
That's one of them, and there are quite a lot of people who make up their own names.
Later, you can add or remove your own name.
It's a culture of freedom, and that's one of the reasons.
Randomly, one person will choose a word.
The person who got hit by the roulette will legally put it in their name.
- That's amazing! - That's crazy!
It's lighter, and it's a little weird for us.
- It's like shaving your hair. - Yeah, it's about what we say.
- So, reality change! - That's crazy!
- One Kiribatian roulette player will add something to their name! - That's annoying!
- What? Legally? - What?
That's illegal!
- It's illegal to change your name in Japan. - Yeah.
Since you have two points, you can choose a word, Mr. Insect.
- Oh, I see. - But you can't write it yourself.
I can.
- You... - Me?
- I think you want to do it. - Wait a minute.
- Then I'll do it. - Is that so?
- Then tell me the word you'll add with this Kiribatian roulette! - Okay!
Full of love and desire.
- Wow! - Wow!
- What is that?! - That's crazy!
- Now, it's time for the Kiribatian roulette of destiny! - Are we really changing our names?
The one who loses will change their name.
- Okay. - Hm?
- The one who loses will change their name. - Here we go!
- Okay! - Kiribatian roulette...
- Start! - Okay!
- Seriously? - Seriously?
- Wow! - Wow!
So, for one month,
Shibayu will be full of bad luck!
- Ah! - Ah!
- What should I do? - What should I do?
- My punch is weak, Shiro-kun! - It's weak!
- I wonder what it'll be like. - Isn't it bad luck?
- Shibayu will be full of bad luck. - Ah, I want it to be full of bad luck.
- Stupid! - Hey, full of bad luck!
So, this time, we were introduced to the history of various roulettes,
but it's not just that!
- There were a lot of them! - There were a lot of them!
There's also a summary site,
and we thought this time that it's not a culture that should spread more and more.
- Yes. - Everyone, please look it up!
- Yes! - Yes!
So, with that said, I'm out of here! Bye bye!
- Huh? - So, with that said,
"If you don't do it, you don't do it" quiz, "If you don't do it, you don't do it" answer game,
if you get excited, you have to do it, whether you notice it or not!
You didn't notice it, did you?!
You idiots!
What is "non-boreal roulette"?
- What is "kiribashian roulette"? - What is "kiribashian roulette"?
- Shut up! - Shut up!
- "Nothing at all"... - "Nothing at all"...
I said it as if history were different.
Why did you come out and lick me?
- No way! - It doesn't make sense.
- Why did you lick me? - It doesn't make sense.
- Huh? - It doesn't make sense at all.
No, but I thought it was a little weird that the chop was spinning.
That's where I became an idiot.
- If the chop spins, you can lick maple, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If we can complete the video without anything, we win the game.
- Wow! - So, earlier in the roulette,
Tetsuya said that the person who lost should change their name.
So, when Shibayu-san noticed it, there were three people changing their names earlier.
And when you spun it, you ended up doing it.
That's a roulette.
In this lie-filled video, you're the only one who's telling the truth.
Oh! I was the one who spun it!
- I thought you were the only one who was weird. - You look like you're having a weird time.
I thought you were thinking of me or Tetsuya.
- It was Tetsuya. - No, it was me, Tetsuya.
Tokai on Air Roulette.
Everyone, why don't you try it and have fun?
From today, Shibayu is...
Shibayu Hayokumantan!
Let's do our best from tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow.
- Bye bye! - Bye bye!
See you tomorrow.
I'm gonna go pee.